According to Barney Stinson, the way to seduce someone is:
1. Ignore them
2. Give them a backhanded compliment which is really an insult
3. Brag subtly in the form of a compliment
4. Make them feel special
5. Make unnecessary contact to initiate intimacy
6. Intense eye contact
Omg. Sherlock reads Barney’s blog :D The seduction of Dr.John Watson.
(Source: waitfortheawesomeness)